Mister Helms' Staff Webpage

Oh, yes. I used to have a picture here. It would update every 30 seconds. However, in order for that to continue, even when I'm not at work, my computer would need to be left on and my camera would need to be left out. Wasting power is no longer cool, and I prefer not to lose my camera. Therefore, I have removed my picture. Perhaps, I'll eventually replace it with a fake picture maker. Some day.

Nothing made sense until I stumbled across Mister Helms' staff webpage. Kayrik Schivalek

I can count on a single hand all the truly beautiful things in the world. Mister Helms' staff webpage make up the thumb and forefinger. Roger St. John

Mister Helms' staff webpage has brought meaning to my life. I know that, from now on, I can, as is he, be a productive member of society. Dr. Jonathan K'Line

I cried when I saw Mister Helms' staff webpage, because I knew that the elusive "fountain of youth" had been found. Chester C Robinson

I've never before seen anything quite like it in all my life! Martin Cheen

The following is a quick list of helpful links for various things in the lab:

Trade Books, CDs, and DVDs
- Books: PaperBack Swap
- CDs: SwapaCD
- DVDs: SwapaDVD
Web Building
- W3Schools call themselves "THE LARGEST WEB DEVELOPER SITE ON THE NET"
- HTML Goodies' instructions on creating a client-side image map
- MediaBuilder GIFWorks
- Browsershots lets web designers view screenshots of their pages in different browsers, at different screen resolutions and with different plugins
- PageResource.com's A Web Development Tutorial and Information Site
- PageResource.com's The DHTML Pit Stop
- PageResource.com's Cascading Style Sheets Tutorials
Reference
- APA, MLA, AMA, Turabian, and Chicago Citation Styles for Research Papers—by Long Island University
PDF and OCR resources
- free PDFOnline creator
- free Online OCR (registration required, but free)
- Convert to PDF from any application by simply 'printing' to the PrimoPDF® printer—it couldn't be easier! Within minutes, you can create high-quality PDFs by converting from Word, Excel, PowerPoint, and virtually any other printable file type.
Paper and Printing
- More graphing paper and lined paper
- PocketMod—Get organized with a folded sheet of paper
Time Wasters
- Web Sudoku (a great waste of time—with nice summary at end)
- Acrytech's Pattern Blocks
Uncategorized
- OpenOffice.org is a multiplatform and multilingual office suite and an open-source project. Compatible with all other major office suites, the product is free to download, use, and distribute.
- Some interesting facts about the credit cards named Visa and Mastercard.